Dumb As It Sounds, Here It Goes..........
I received a call from my producer friend (who shall remain nameless) telling me he was hosting a young party, and asked me to come thru...i'm never on time, so I went there 3hours later; 23h30!
At that point, niggas were half-way thru the drinks...a specific somebody (rapper) stepped to me minutes later, he probably figured that the night is almost over it's about that time he scored somebody to go home with.
He told me that he needed a favor, he needed to talk to me privately...the only thing I thought was "broke ass nigga, you need cab money?"-BUT I was wrong of course, it wasn't about cab money.
So, we headed to the bathroom for that "private talk', the only place that wasn't occupied at the time. When we got there, this nigga closes the door, standing 3 centimetres away from me literally! He gathered the GUTS to look me in the eye and told me the most ridonkeylous conceited shit ever, he said "I need to pee, can you help me take it out?", in my mind i'm like "little nigga, you cornered the wrong bitch!" but what came outta my mouth was "open the door, lemme go.", of course he didn't! He said "I will let you leave if you kiss me", at this point i'm thinking to myself "you're cute & all, and I probably would've laid you if you came at me correct cos you look like you can do some shit".
